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[zelda_nintendo]

and so my dear friends, tomorrow i depart for summer camp. ill be gone for three weeks, so until the 15th. everyone is welcomed (and quite encouraged) to send me emails or letters. and if your really awesome you could send me a package, but you totally dont have to do that, its kind of a small hassle to send packages, i know. i cant send emails

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Robert Rabbits

[anonymous]

I didn't really steal your unicycle.

But if you wanna pay the thousand cookie ransom, that's definitely okay with me.

Re: Robert Rabbits

[zelda_nintendo]

dude i fucking knew it was you. "unihostage@yahoo.com" amazing. i called my parents and asked them if you had taken it and they said no, so i figured you had. and dude... i already owe you cookies, dont ask for more. greedy fuckers.

Re: Robert Rabbits

[robertrabbits]

how could you not know it was me? That was the funniest part of it. "This is absolutely not anyone you know" wouldn't have been funny if it wasnt obviously me.