In the week after I did something nice for someone nice I received a whole whack of nice from a bunch of other people who are nice, completely unrelated nice, but still very, very nice. And I believe in fate, and that is nice. And the best things happen to me when I am nice and don't expect any reciprocation (even though it is always nice), and ( Read more... )

No more LiveJournal at work due to an evil and vindictive net-filter that controls some of the most bizarre things I can think of ( Read more... )

I thought a fun thing to do would be to go to The Onion and search for my favourite articles of the past and give them a read to brighten my day ( Read more... )

For the next week or so, I shall be a Bartlett Pear.

Any correspondence should be addressed to "Bartlett Pear c/o this weblog".

Thank you.

Bartlett Pear

Ladies and Gentlemen (and those who are both, and those who are neither):

It is now official.

MY CHEEKBONES ARE BACK.

I repeat:

MY CHEEKBONES ARE BACK.

Thank you for listening.

Lyrical Pursuit: Heavy D (& the Boyz ( Read more... )

19 was a bizarre year. I am thinking back, and I recall going to a party the night before my birthday and having a lot to drink (but not too much), and making out with one of my friends at another friend’s house, and we all put make-up on yet another (male) friend after he had passed out. Peacock green eye shadow. The best part was that he did not ( Read more... )

Marriage commissioners in 4 provinces have already stepped down after being told that, if the same sex marriage bill is successful, they will have no choice but to perform same sex marriages as part of their practice. The CBC told me that, and it is usually a rather trustworthy news source ( Read more... )

·I finally changed the outgoing message on my phone to let all the people who have called and left messages for Ron over the years that I am not him. (His phone number is the same as mine, but in a different area code that was created approximately 5 years ago ( Read more... )