I had to re read this line I found.

[zeldavitch]

"Man Claims to Speak 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat"

nuff said wow.

Comments

[yoda117]

Considering he was already from NZ, I figured he already knew how to speak English, even if it was through a kiwi dialect.

Nice smack at the Aussies though. Probably came back to bite him when the locals found out =-)

[coffeepot_ramen]

*blinks*

XD wheres the article?

[nacilme]

I wasn't aware that "Australian" was it's own language.

*blinks*

Wow.