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Okay, okay, you guys. Do any of you read (and enjoy) the Twilight books? I mean, we probably can't be friends anymore if you say yes, but besides that, if so, this will contain a spoiler for the fourth book (and maybe some theme spoilers for the series, plus God knows what in the comments).
Okay, so I was reading this review, right? It was somewhere on LJ and super-awesome and stuff (it discussed the underlying LDS stuff, like how Sparklebutt - whashisname, you know, Edward, I think (1) - represents the founder of LDS and geeky literary things like that in-between teh funneh) and it was great, because then I didn't have to melt my brain reading it to find out what actually happens (a whole lot of nothing, mostly, in case you were curious). Anyway, so I'm reading and stuff and I get to the review of the fourth one, where Bella and Sparklebutt got married and Bella's preggers and the half-vamp baby is eating her insides or something (which, I have to admit, is an interesting idea in the middle of all this drivel) and they're all like, "Bella needs to get this crazy-ass thing out of her" and Sparklebutt's all like, "But the baby has a Gundanium placenta or some shit, human doctors could never get through!"
So what's their solution?
"Dude, Gundanium vampire teeth could totes rip through a Gundanium vampire placenta!"
Now, at first, I'm like, "Okay, that's a little reasonable. So all they have to do is break into a hospital or something, knock her out, cut through her abdomen, and bam! Half-vamp c-section flawless victory, right?"
Yeah, no. This is an excellent example of how totally batshit insane Meyers (2) is. Instead of doing that, or cracking open a book on anatomy, or even knocking her out, Sparklebutt apparently just pushes her back onto a couch and nomnoms his way through his One Twu Wub's stomach.
WHILE SHE'S STILL CONSCIOUS. I mean, she passes out and stuff, but still.
I really, really hope they keep that in the fourth movie. I'd actually go see it in the theater if they did.
(1) yeah, I've been watching a lot of FMA AMVs, so I'm not totes sure; anyway, Sparklebutt is a pretty good name, I think (after all, it's not like we ever find out if he has a Sparkle Peen)
(2) I'm pretty sure that's close. Something like that. I'm not good with names, really
Okay, so I was reading this review, right? It was somewhere on LJ and super-awesome and stuff (it discussed the underlying LDS stuff, like how Sparklebutt - whashisname, you know, Edward, I think (1) - represents the founder of LDS and geeky literary things like that in-between teh funneh) and it was great, because then I didn't have to melt my brain reading it to find out what actually happens (a whole lot of nothing, mostly, in case you were curious). Anyway, so I'm reading and stuff and I get to the review of the fourth one, where Bella and Sparklebutt got married and Bella's preggers and the half-vamp baby is eating her insides or something (which, I have to admit, is an interesting idea in the middle of all this drivel) and they're all like, "Bella needs to get this crazy-ass thing out of her" and Sparklebutt's all like, "But the baby has a Gundanium placenta or some shit, human doctors could never get through!"
So what's their solution?
"Dude, Gundanium vampire teeth could totes rip through a Gundanium vampire placenta!"
Now, at first, I'm like, "Okay, that's a little reasonable. So all they have to do is break into a hospital or something, knock her out, cut through her abdomen, and bam! Half-vamp c-section flawless victory, right?"
Yeah, no. This is an excellent example of how totally batshit insane Meyers (2) is. Instead of doing that, or cracking open a book on anatomy, or even knocking her out, Sparklebutt apparently just pushes her back onto a couch and nomnoms his way through his One Twu Wub's stomach.
WHILE SHE'S STILL CONSCIOUS. I mean, she passes out and stuff, but still.
I really, really hope they keep that in the fourth movie. I'd actually go see it in the theater if they did.
(1) yeah, I've been watching a lot of FMA AMVs, so I'm not totes sure; anyway, Sparklebutt is a pretty good name, I think (after all, it's not like we ever find out if he has a Sparkle Peen)
(2) I'm pretty sure that's close. Something like that. I'm not good with names, really