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[umbreons_shadow]

WTF, Are they fucking serious? LOL.

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I have no idea if this is real or not... I just found it on a random photo page. I am thinking it's more fake than real (at least I hope so).

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I totally agree about everything you said. Why aren't you here already? :P

"Missionary style sex we can change to other options such as mall sex, bathroom sex and sex anywhere else."

Wait a sec... Positions and locations are two entirely different things. (e.g. we could have missionary style sex in the mall, bathroom and anywhere else). :P

"Bear hugging we can change to hugging while kissing and clinging to each other tightly."
"Shaking hands we can change to holding hands and stroking each other."

I don't think these will be difficult to do at all. :D

"seeing as neither of us have swine flu and we will only be with each other we are at no risk."

I am glad we both agree on this. :)

[electricxsparks]

Side note in conversation that is none of my business: missionary sex in a bathroom would be bad because one person would have to have their back on the bathroom floor and that's just gross.

Opt for partners standing for bathroom sex.

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Hahaha! Keep in mind that bathroom sex also includes shower sex and bath sex. -- That's not too gross, I think (well, depending on how clean the shower/bath is, I guess). :P

"Opt for partners standing for bathroom sex."

Thanks for the tip! I will try to remember this. :D

[eveningjune]

what the hell, and they even have "sources"?
haha oh dear, this is beyond belief..

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It might be real or it might be a joke... However, I am thinking (and hoping) that it's fake... otherwise, I may lose a little faith in humanity. :D

[electricxsparks]

I am genuinely perplexed by this. This is probably one of the oddest things you have ever posted. :-p

[skittles9]

that seems like something that would legit come out of cosmo or something. And while I find those kinds of mags fun, this is just too braindead to even be amusing. Hell no. I'm still kissing the boy.

Can you imagine being that paranoid and trying to tell it to your boss or someone like that instead of just your friends? "Sorry boss, I can only fist-bump our foreign clients tomorrow. Can't risk getting the swine, you know?"

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Hahaha! Your comment made me laugh in real life. :P

Fist bumping is overrated. There's much better alternatives... such as chest bumping. -- That would be much more fun.