If there was a store that sold rain coats in Mexico, would they
call it Pancho Villa?

If a store in the mall sold only chess pieces, would they
call it the Pawn Shop?

What is the difference between a sack of Chinese food takeout and a Sharpei?
...One is doggie-bag, the other is a baggy-dog...

This is great, nothing better than a new job that has a computer and free internet that you can surf at your leisure without the boss or anyone tracking what you do. I hate it when you can't do the things you want because of others' opinions of what you consider your time and they consider their time. I mean if I am doing the job in a timely manner ( Read more... )

The air is thin up here ( Read more... )

Hey I am at the Rec Center killing time...with dinky but fun people that are doing homework. This sucks but that is only because you can't drink here, and I don't have a stereo...screw it I am gonna watch SuperTroopers!!!

Bourbon ( Read more... )

The Goddess of Goth, Bondage, and busty pin-up girls. I love Betty Page; she had more WWII planes with deriviations of her image on them than any other girl of the time. Check out the book called: Betty Page: Confidential. It has never before seen pictures of her. I just got to borrow it today. If I had to describe my fantasy "dream girl", she ( Read more... )

Is it too much to ask to be able to get on a computer and not have it censor you in what you want to look up? I hate using public computers, I just want to look at some crazy art, breasts, swords, listen to some music, and have my dream girl go down on me while I do it, then get me some nachos that magically won't fall on the keyboard...I mean ( Read more... )

So what is the general opinion out there, I find that as long as they are fairly even is size, and are an erogenous zone for the woman, then I am fine with them. Mind you, I do like the thought of a pearl necklace... but there are, um, other variable pleasures that far "outweigh" the physical limitations of small breasts, though large ones have ( Read more... )

...Criticism ( Read more... )

The trick with subliminal relations is one of devastation ( Read more... )