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You scored as Severus Snape. Well you're a tricky one aren't you? Nobody quite has you figured out and you'd probably prefer it stayed that way. That said you are a formidable force by anyone's reckoning, but there is certainly more to you than a frosty exterior and a bitter temper.
Ron Weasley
85%
Severus Snape
85%
Remus Lupin
85%
Harry Potter
75%
Sirius Black
75%
Ginny Weasley
75%
Albus Dumbledore
70%
Hermione Granger
70%
Draco Malfoy
60%
Lord Voldemort
10%
Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...?
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Sunny/Dark: 8/10
drY/Gross: 4/10
Traditional/Offbeat: 5/10
Active/Passive: 10/10
You are a DYT--Dark Dry Traditional. This makes you a Cynic.
You're a realist. You'll take the piss out of anything, and do it with style and a skinny gray tie. You find humor in the mundane. When the mundane is thousands of working class families watching their retirement savings get snarfed by unpunished white collar bandits, that REALLY gets the larfs.
You bring humor with you, and can flip over any situation to find the tender funny underbelly.
Incidentally, you're better equipped than anyone else to shake off the bad things happen to you. Mysterious lump? You've seen scarier lumps in your garlic cheesey grits. It seems like nothing makes you truly happy, but nothing really upsets you, either.
Your comic sensibility was more in tune with the eighties. But cross your fingers -- another coupla years of Bush and maybe we'll work up a nice Reagan-era national bitterness again. A sardonic orange cat will once again rule the newsprint, and Springsteen'll write more righteous Jersey retro-cock-rock anthems for the progressive pols of 2024 to cold gank. What's past is prologue!
You might like David Letterman, or maybe stay up to see if Conan has another "Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage."
Of the 10057 people who have taken this quiz, 10.8 % are this type.
Your Active humor score of 10/10 means you are a comic house on fire. You are Def Comedy Jam (for the first five minutes, before it becomes repetitive and degrading). You are a library of witty rejoinders, in-jokes, ad-libs and meatballs. Yeah, I said meatballs. They're underrated.
The trick for you is to ease yourself into a situation, since you have the capacity to dominate. If you're socially well-adjusted, you're awesome. If you're kind of nervous and twitchy like Daniel Radcliff in the Prisoner of Azkaban special features, then there can be trouble.
Take the humor quiz here
You Are 29 Years Old
29
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
What Age Do You Act?
You Are a German Shepherd Puppy
Intelligent, quick witted, and a bit aggressive.
You've got the jaw power to take a bite out of anyone you choose.
What Breed of Puppy Are You?
You scored as Verbal/Linguistic. You have highly developed auditory skills, enjoy reading and writing and telling stories, and are good at getting your point across. You learn best by saying and hearing words. People like you include poets, authors, speakers, attorneys, politicians, lecturers and teachers.
Verbal/Linguistic
96%
Visual/Spatial
79%
Logical/Mathematical
75%
Intrapersonal
68%
Musical/Rhythmic
50%
Bodily/Kinesthetic
50%
Interpersonal
36%
The Rogers Indicator of Multiple Intelligences
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** Regularly scheduled whining will resume.... well, we're not sure yet. At some point in this lifetime, anyway. Unless it doesn't. Management reserves the right to substitute entries of approximately equal or greater value without prior notice, including but not limited to: random musings, frothing rants, metaphysical speculation, lame jokes, trite LJ memes, inane quizzes, obscure trivia, keen and penetrating observations, inevitable song lyrics, shoutouts to "homies", obligatory low-level bitching, public service announcements, salacious fantasies, intellectual discourses, and incomprehensible mumblings. Zen_Kitten(TM) and Zen_Kitten's 'Where Is My Mind' Live Journal Webspace(R) are registered trademarks of Karen's Krazy Koncepts and Co, a subsidary of Zen Mental Enterprises, Inc. All rights reserved. If dissatisfied, stuff it.
You scored as Severus Snape. Well you're a tricky one aren't you? Nobody quite has you figured out and you'd probably prefer it stayed that way. That said you are a formidable force by anyone's reckoning, but there is certainly more to you than a frosty exterior and a bitter temper.
Ron Weasley
85%
Severus Snape
85%
Remus Lupin
85%
Harry Potter
75%
Sirius Black
75%
Ginny Weasley
75%
Albus Dumbledore
70%
Hermione Granger
70%
Draco Malfoy
60%
Lord Voldemort
10%
Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...?
created with QuizFarm.com
Sunny/Dark: 8/10
drY/Gross: 4/10
Traditional/Offbeat: 5/10
Active/Passive: 10/10
You are a DYT--Dark Dry Traditional. This makes you a Cynic.
You're a realist. You'll take the piss out of anything, and do it with style and a skinny gray tie. You find humor in the mundane. When the mundane is thousands of working class families watching their retirement savings get snarfed by unpunished white collar bandits, that REALLY gets the larfs.
You bring humor with you, and can flip over any situation to find the tender funny underbelly.
Incidentally, you're better equipped than anyone else to shake off the bad things happen to you. Mysterious lump? You've seen scarier lumps in your garlic cheesey grits. It seems like nothing makes you truly happy, but nothing really upsets you, either.
Your comic sensibility was more in tune with the eighties. But cross your fingers -- another coupla years of Bush and maybe we'll work up a nice Reagan-era national bitterness again. A sardonic orange cat will once again rule the newsprint, and Springsteen'll write more righteous Jersey retro-cock-rock anthems for the progressive pols of 2024 to cold gank. What's past is prologue!
You might like David Letterman, or maybe stay up to see if Conan has another "Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage."
Of the 10057 people who have taken this quiz, 10.8 % are this type.
Your Active humor score of 10/10 means you are a comic house on fire. You are Def Comedy Jam (for the first five minutes, before it becomes repetitive and degrading). You are a library of witty rejoinders, in-jokes, ad-libs and meatballs. Yeah, I said meatballs. They're underrated.
The trick for you is to ease yourself into a situation, since you have the capacity to dominate. If you're socially well-adjusted, you're awesome. If you're kind of nervous and twitchy like Daniel Radcliff in the Prisoner of Azkaban special features, then there can be trouble.
Take the humor quiz here
You Are 29 Years Old
29
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
What Age Do You Act?
You Are a German Shepherd Puppy
Intelligent, quick witted, and a bit aggressive.
You've got the jaw power to take a bite out of anyone you choose.
What Breed of Puppy Are You?
You scored as Verbal/Linguistic. You have highly developed auditory skills, enjoy reading and writing and telling stories, and are good at getting your point across. You learn best by saying and hearing words. People like you include poets, authors, speakers, attorneys, politicians, lecturers and teachers.
Verbal/Linguistic
96%
Visual/Spatial
79%
Logical/Mathematical
75%
Intrapersonal
68%
Musical/Rhythmic
50%
Bodily/Kinesthetic
50%
Interpersonal
36%
The Rogers Indicator of Multiple Intelligences
created with QuizFarm.com
** Regularly scheduled whining will resume.... well, we're not sure yet. At some point in this lifetime, anyway. Unless it doesn't. Management reserves the right to substitute entries of approximately equal or greater value without prior notice, including but not limited to: random musings, frothing rants, metaphysical speculation, lame jokes, trite LJ memes, inane quizzes, obscure trivia, keen and penetrating observations, inevitable song lyrics, shoutouts to "homies", obligatory low-level bitching, public service announcements, salacious fantasies, intellectual discourses, and incomprehensible mumblings. Zen_Kitten(TM) and Zen_Kitten's 'Where Is My Mind' Live Journal Webspace(R) are registered trademarks of Karen's Krazy Koncepts and Co, a subsidary of Zen Mental Enterprises, Inc. All rights reserved. If dissatisfied, stuff it.