Ok, for this next trick I need a volunteer from the audience. Anybody?...... Anybody?...

[zen_kitten]

Here's the situation.... I have 2 tickets to see Carlos Mencia this Sunday evening... and my date crapped out on me at the last minute (stoopid last minute work scheduling). I have asked several other people since then, and nobody can make it. This makes the Zenkitten a sad panda

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[vengeant]

I doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

....But I can't. Stooopid "not owning a plane". :-(

[zen_kitten]

Tall man, if you were in any way able to make it out here, I would invite you so fast that the earth would temporarily reverse its rotation. ;-)