as i quiver with excitement and other pent-up emotions
Amber will be here in an hour or two. there are eight inches of new snow on the ground. i spent the night sharing body heat with a very handsome, sweet gentleman who only bit me twice and is now working those saber teeth on some Purina.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY
1. Nick
2. Conrad
3. Kris, though rarely and it's tolerable, not preferred
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD
1. IAskedAlice
2. playwrightnpoet
3. heymrbrautigan
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF.
1. My eyes
2. My house style (take that as you will)
3. My resilience
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. I-N-S-E-C-U-R-E
2. My tendency toward passive resignation (I swear, it's there)
3. My temper
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
1. Eastern European--vacillating between Russian, Polish and German throughout the first two world wars; wherever it is, it's Jewville
2. Italian
3. Irish
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1. About 90% of heterosexual nontrans men
2. Disease
3. The threat of losing loved ones
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS
1. Love
2. Sleep
3. A warm kitty
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. A tan long-sleeved polo with thin black and white horizontal stripes (I look twelve, but cute)
2. My "hot" jeans
3. Pink boxers
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT
1. from Hedwig and the Angry Inch - The Origin of Love
2. Ani DiFranco - Glass House
3. Wilco - Reservations
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. Being in possession of a Bachelor's degree
2. Regularly buying produce from the West Side Market
3. Not getting so bent out of shape
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given)
1. Mutual tolerance and understanding
2. Similar political persuasion
3. Communication, in whatever form is most comfortable
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE. (Don't say which is which)
1. I'm a twin.
2. I've met Harvey Pekar.
3. I have Kate Bornstein's phone number.
THREE *PHYSICAL* THINGS ABOUT THE SEX(ES) TO WHICH YOU ARE ATTRACTED THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. Eyes
2. Mouth
3. Hair
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO
1. Calculus
2. Join the military (even if I wanted to, which I don't)
3. Vote Republican
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES
1. Reading
2. Writing
3. Public speaking
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW
1. Throw my roommate out (not the cool one, who reads my journal)
2. Make out with See Amber
3. Get more than five hours of sleep at once
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING
1. Copyeditor/Publisher
2. Freelance writer
3. Permanent espresso slinger/writer on the side
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION
1. Portland, Oregon/ Bay Area tour
2. London
3. A cozy cabin somewhere in the wilds of Vermont/New Hampshire/Maine
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Be published
2. Have chest surgery
3. . . .Be a parent?
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR *[ELSE]... (if they haven't already)
Eh. I'm not into giving unnecessary orders. Do what you will.