Comments | zendevil: One of those days

zendevil

One of those days

May 17, 2006 01:32

Be warned; i am feeling extremely ratty. Dunno why, which is making me feel even rattier. His nordicness has been hanging around for a week & seems to be entering "i am a nice, helpful person" mode; which is deeply suspicious & makes me wonder what is lurking around the corner. I would actually perefer him to be surly, then i can whinge about him, ( Read more... )

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uncle_vanya May 17 2006, 07:24:15 UTC

Oh, what fun for you - and for Yoda, of course. Have you considered putting a certain someone in a hole in the insulation too? He might like the sense of security that would go with it.

zendevil May 17 2006, 10:04:07 UTC

It would need a rather large hole; he seems to be putting weight on again, which is of course All My Fault for feeding him Things containing Margarine. The 6 beers a day obviously have nothing at all to do with this syndrome.

Anyway, he has been booted out minus the television which he is desperate to kidnap & exchange for his little one, on the pretext of "it's easier for me to carry up to the bedroom if you need to sleep" (In effect, he has also kidnapped my bedroom.)

Yoda is now banned from the attic unless accompanied by human minder, so she is sulking horribly, as presumably is viking.

uncle_vanya May 17 2006, 19:57:14 UTC

Terri, by this stage I'd be feeding him nothing but Things containing Sennapods.

zendevil May 17 2006, 20:48:05 UTC

On the premise that he is full of shit? But if massive zen cacas result what will be left? Plus i would fear for the plumbing; this is France don't forget!

uncle_vanya May 18 2006, 20:07:03 UTC

I thought they were proud of their plumbing in France... What other excuse could there be for the Centre Pompidou?

urvashi82 May 17 2006, 14:07:08 UTC

Ah once again your life makes me laugh ;-)