[Voice message transcribed by Siri] I AM GOING TO DIE

[zengodchild]

I do not know how the [edited for profanity] I have the presence of mind to yank my phone out and start shouting at it, but if I'm going to either fly off into the sky ([edited for profanity]ing impossible, I know, but try pinwheeling somewhere in the [edited for profanity] atmosphere with a parasail and no tow rope; it radically alters your world

Comments

[data_kyojyu]

There's a 96% chance you think the island is talking to you. No, there are people in here, Seiichi. Welcome to Atobe's Fail and Wrecked Cruise.

[transcribed by Siri]

[zengodchild]

Renji? Renji?? Holy shit, Siri, my head is spinning and not from the parasailing.

I found this for you.

Holy shit.

Re: [transcribed by Siri]

[data_kyojyu]

It's alright, Seiichi. I just need to found out where are you going to land. Shall I try to track your phone?

Re: [transcribed by Siri]

[zengodchild]

Yes, yes, YES! I think I still have about fifteen meters between me and the ground. I can see the beach....which I just overshot. Tree. Tree. TREE!

....Renji, I think you can find me at the corner of Crash Landing and Bruised Dignity.

[ore_wa_samurai]

Wut.

[zengodchild]

IKR?

ooc: he had to fight Siri and her Autocorrect of Smiting to get that to send properly.

[irubyoulongtime]

We have the same color hair and the same crash landing. Aim for the trees and, but watch out for the birds.

[zengodchild]

I'm glad it was a Bermuda cedar rather than one of the palms. Those can be prickly as hell. Hope your crash landing wasn't too painful.

[irubyoulongtime]

Oh I survived somehow. I'm assuming you're quite in one piece as well, Yukimura-kun.