zenkitty_714
Oct 08, 2012 12:01
- Sun, 18:47: What sadist invented fitted sheets, anyway? They never stay on and folding them takes magic.
- Sun, 22:17: Last night I dreamed that I was being forced into marrying Mitt Romney. It was a horrifying nightmare.
- Sun, 22:35: If I spent 40 hours a week writing, how many books could I have published by now? No, don't answer, I'll cry.
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zenkitty_714
Oct 06, 2012 12:01
- Fri, 12:06: I'm still amazed that people thought Romney won that debate. You don't win a debate because you shouted over the moderator.
- Fri, 13:26: RT @ delrayser: "Mr. President, you promised to get unemployment below 8%, you broke that promis… aw, crap." - Mitt Romney rehearsing lin ...
- Fri, 13:31: Okay, folks, I need words that can be typed
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zenkitty_714
Oct 05, 2012 12:01
- Thu, 12:09: 1st workman is great, older guy, works fast, knows what he's doing. Now he's joined by a young guy who's unclear on the how & won't shut up.
- Thu, 12:11: Please don't screw up my floors, Overconfidant Man. Also, please stop referring to me in the third person to your coworker. I'm right here.
- Thu, 13:00: U need: Batman slippers.
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