do i really want to represent Angles and Airwaves (Tom from Blink-182's band)? do I even like mustaches? do I have a soul?

no. all of these answers are no, no, no, no, no.

looks like I might (slightly) be getting a jobish type thing. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

...into the fire.

Sarah - "We're going to have basketball this x-mas!"
M - "Merry Christmas a cooked asshole for everyone!"

Sarah - "And when the weather is nice we can go camping..."
M - "Yeah...no. You can go without me, because I'm a city boy."

M - "You know that the song "Super Freak" and "Hammer Time" are the same song, right?"

Who are you? No really, who are you? ( Read more... )

M: "I'll just upload it to the internet somewhere and then you can download my jams....wait, That is the most unromantic thing ever. I'll burn you a CD, or even better, I'll get out my old VHS stuff and make you something you have to play on your TV since you have all that crap in your house."

Tribulations 1:1

Your blatant disregard for me as a person really set me up for some sincerely bad choices.

Tribulations 1:2

I'm glad I held my own, even though I did some questionable things. Now we all can feel shitty.

Tribulations 1:3

Revelations can't come soon enough.

+1

O man, the idles of school life ( Read more... )

I feel sort of smugly ashamed that I had to sneak a look at his i.d. to make sure he was as old as he said he was. I, frankly, didn't believe the majority of what he said, even though he spoke the truth in the end, but I didn't feel bad about it. I never made any promises. And I think he realized that for all my affection in the night - I was ( Read more... )

Look at all my posty mcpost posts.
God you are a dumb motherfucker.

Dear T,

I am in stitches over you.

Sincerely,
S

When I find the Pablo Neruda running around in my chest cavity, I will destroy him for making me wallow in these foolish notions.