Long story short.

[zephos]

I got pooped on by a bird today, right on the top of my freaking head.

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[riggsblitzkrieg]

I heard thats considered good luck

[fat_scotsman]

i'm sorry, but that made me laugh really hard...tee hee hee...i probably would have flipped out.

[shujin]

cute

i'm curious

[shujin]

what would the long story be? "the bird finished eating some very good berried, he was highly content, and flew around for a while. his stomach felt pressure, and he knew that if he did not find someone's head soon, he would explode. at the same time, an unknowing jimi was walking very briskly in a rush to get somewhere. the bird chose this option, for the bird wanted to be on a livejournal very much and jimi seemed geeky enough to post it, not only in an entry, but in its own entry. the excretion slid from the anal crevice and amazing speed, the bird turned around mid air, and dove to the ground below so that it may judge its aim. the poop soared and hit its target, whom looked a mix of angry and embarrassed. content, the bird flew away, knowing it would claim fame in a local livejournal."

Re: i'm curious

[glass_onion]

Psh...hahaha.

[zephos]

LMAO shujin, LMAO...