Zimbo, zimbo, zimbo, zimbo, zimbo...
So, my post-Snakes On A Plane thoughts...for those of you who don't want things ruined, we have...
So, I think I'm one of the only people to have this opinion, but...I felt terrible watching that movie. Sure, there are plenty of hilarious Sam Jackson quotes, and the characters are ridiculous, and the movie is just a huge joke...but...people are fuckin' dying! There are some horrible scenes of snakes just massacring people. People die horrible snake-deaths. The one thing I hate in movies is when people die horrible, painful, unnatural (and in this case, foamy) deaths, writhing in pain. It's horrible to watch. And SoaP has that in fuckin' spades. In the end, I was proud of the makers of SoaP because, somehow, they managed to make a movie that really affected my emotions. I mean, it's fuckin' SNAKES ON A PLANE! That's not supposed to happen...
So, I think I'm one of the only people to have this opinion, but...I felt terrible watching that movie. Sure, there are plenty of hilarious Sam Jackson quotes, and the characters are ridiculous, and the movie is just a huge joke...but...people are fuckin' dying! There are some horrible scenes of snakes just massacring people. People die horrible snake-deaths. The one thing I hate in movies is when people die horrible, painful, unnatural (and in this case, foamy) deaths, writhing in pain. It's horrible to watch. And SoaP has that in fuckin' spades. In the end, I was proud of the makers of SoaP because, somehow, they managed to make a movie that really affected my emotions. I mean, it's fuckin' SNAKES ON A PLANE! That's not supposed to happen...