-My Summer Thesis-

[zephyrrr]

I am plotting an anthropological study of rednecks. I need to gain a few pounds to hang out of a tube top, plaster some fake tattoo to my left boob and go hang out in front of Kmart or 711. Observe the locals in their natural habitat or "watering hole" if you will...

Stay tuned!! BITCH.

Comments

you newbie

[winafresh]

They would spot you in a minute. The tatto has to be a rose if it's on you tit, a dolphin will suffice if it is cutesy looking. Then you have to learn how to chain smoke cheap cigs. Also you must have a busted ass grill (teeth). Then you have to speak with that horriable twangy accent that people seem to have around here. Now this is the hard part since everyone knows everyone around here; your going to have to screw at least 10 of the local guys so your name gets around. When this is all said and done they will accept you, unfortunaly you will then shit out a kid a beer swilling fat nasty uneducated hick; you will then be stuck in Front Royal the rest of your life. Is that the risk your willing to take for science?

Or you could just get some binoculars, or work in the local area.

Beats

Re: you newbie

[zephyrrr]

no!! but my digital camera has a zoom lens...

Re: you newbie

[winafresh]

ehh, I suppose that will do.