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hello, my name is monique fisher
my name i ssam i am a complete moron I don't knw which way is up which way is down, left, or right. Nonetheles, I have gotten into a good school, and it is fully anticipated that I will recover from my Samitude and go on to lead a productive life ( Read more... ) -
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i started walking last nite i have no idea why i was taking my time i travel easy
every day was removed from what the candles would say
took forty takes just to circle round completely
i am working for hire and i have no idea why and i just have to get a man on the inside
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DOES ANYBODY IN NEW YORK NEED TWO ROOMMATES FOR THE UPCOMING SCHOOL YEAR? -
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i bought a drumkit yesterday for the first time in over a decade. until this point, i've always played the drums my dad bought me when i was 9. we found them in the want ad...they are "TKO" drums and they're japanese and they're totally generic...i remember going to the owner's house and trying them out and thinking they were really cool. i ( Read more... ) -
im onaaa mexican rrradio
they say if you can drive in boston, you can drive in any city...this is NOT TRUE. austin roads are exceedingly difficult to deal with because of strange left turn lanes and highways that are't really highways and highways with service roads and highways with service roads that have lots of lights. luckily, the other drivers seem pretty laid back ( Read more... ) -
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elbow was strange live. strange by their distinct lack of strangeness actually. all the weird watery sounding keyboards became normal piano settings, the fuzz basses were defuzzed, etcetera etcetera. also guy garvey was kind of obnoxious. i prefer singers who A) play an instrument B) are assholes. guy garvey played an electric guitar on two ( Read more... ) -
Still confused...
So today I dropped Ian off at the plane station. After his plane left, I was walking out of the country, when I noticed someone dressed for halloween a little early. He had on a pink tutu, a feather tiara, bright pink stockings, and a 14 inch purple dildo strapped to his waist. I don't know why, but I decided to go talk to him. He told me all about ( Read more... ) -
the other day...
i was walking down the street and suddenly i had the strong urge to have a large toothbrush inserted into my anus. so i did just that, humming "yankee doodle dandy" as i brushed. i topped it all off with an orange julius.
- "Free spirit" julian
