All of you should be way too wasted to read this right now.

If it wasn't for spell-check, this would be unreadable. Drink, a salute to the green liquor of greatness!

I am off the indulge in this party like scene of glory. Bye my little green children! Bwahahahaha.

[Point me to the sky above, I can't get there on my own]

Life's short, love the one you got. xD

Got a new cell phone, 540-425-4072, but that's old news.

Hope all of your lives are as enjoyable as they should be. =) I know mine is.

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Today fucking kicked ass. Enough said.

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Jesus fucking christ it's like four miniature (ironic, I know) version of the grand canyon are forming in my fucking mouth. I swear to fucking god, I can handle 14G needles being slowly shoved into my skin, no problem. But... not this. Mouth stuff always gets me. Fuck. It's kinda painful. Christ.

(434)-229-1779

FUCK YES MOTHERFUCKER! NO SCHOOL TOMORROW! FUCK YEA. FUCK FUCK FUCK.

YOU SHUT UP... VAGINA MCGINA FACE. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! FUCK YEAH.

PARTY TIME.

If you kids wanna join or hit me up go for the cell fool. (434)-229-1779. If I am too past out to answer, just leave the voicemail!

Fuck yeah.... fuckity!!!