Church Bulletin and Announcement Mistakes ( Read more... )

Sorry but i really don't post on the weekends, (i have other stuff to do). But meh ( Read more... )

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE ( Read more... )

Today in History we found out that Mr. Weibe speaks German. We tried to get him to say some swear words. (My classmates in History are idiots. :P) Anyway he talked to us for about 20 minutes in german. I understood some of it (I know a bit of german.) But most of it I didn't understand. Brandon wanted me to call Mr. Weibe a Sh*t head in German. ( ( Read more... )

*sigh* I am soo bored right now. It's lunch right now, and me and kyle are suppose to work on our webpage for Software App. But we are playing online games. :) (So proud of myself) Last night we had awards night, (i hate it). Anyway I got three awards. (Math, Highest Mark. Start Your Own Bussiness, Highest Mark. Honors for grade 10.) On my Chem ( Read more... )

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ( Read more... )

The weekend was good, cut the grass, worked on my van (well my dad's). And took my lawn tractor apart, took the engine out and worked on that. (there is something wrong with the starter.) *kicks the engine, then jumps up and down holding my foot and swearing* =p. Monday I had a Chemistry Test. And I found out in accounting on my test that I got 88. ( Read more... )

People speak at a rate of about 120 words per minute ( Read more... )

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," thejudge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the ( Read more... )

Here is a joke about AOL officials announced today that the period was officially banned on their network.

“No one uses it anymore anyway, lol ” stated Steve Case, AOL chairman and CEO. “Instead, we will officially use the acronym “lol” as the termination character set for a sentence lol ”