back on the mmorpgs. changed my username but now I’m worried fuckers are gonna recognize my voice. coulda changed my voice too, but all the other sims in my vocoder make me sound like the wheelchair science guy.

one time Dr. Lee said my voice really impressed her. what they programmed for me is based on my old human voice, but she didn’t think I ( Read more... )

called up the SH handbook. shit, that thing’s the size of the Silmarillion (which Dr. Lee is reading right now cuz we watched LOTR & when she gets into something she gets fucking OCD about it, okay, whatever, moving on). Wilkin’s the only motherfucker boring enough to read it all the way through. it took most of the afternoon, but eventually I ( Read more... )

shit shit shit I shouldn’t of signed on with my old username. that asshole Jonah Yu totally remembered me from back when & wanted to chat. to be honest it was kinda cool running into somebody from old times, even a douche. guess I was feeling nostalgic after gettin back online ( Read more... )

got back on ps online cuz Marcie needed backup on some shit.  holy fuck I forgot how fun that shit is!  it’s so fucked up that I ain’t done online gaming in like a billion years.  course I can’t really play the human way but it was just tits meetin dudes.  also Marcie is fucking ninja ruthless.

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called Dr. Lee’s cell & asked her how long I’m gonna live. she said she don’t know. in fact that’s one of the reasons she’s keeping tabs on me, so she can improve the operational lifespans of future cybernetics projects. thanks a fuckton, Dr. Lee.

I asked if she wanted to come over & play Arkham City but she’s out doing a thing.

damn, how long am I gonna live, anyway?  I never really thought about that.  I’ve got a meat brain, that’s gotta wear out eventually, right?  but the rest of me can go on like forever.  that’s such a weird thought.  I guess I oughta be into the idea of bein maybe immortal but all I keep thinking of is the funerals.

asked M if he’s ever been in love.  he said it was the one meat thing he’d like to experience.  he said his creator was driven by love & madness, & he’d been programmed with madness but not with love.  I asked him what happened to his creator.  he said he died a long time ago.  I said, did he die of love or madness, & M said neither, it was a ( Read more... )

flew Sweetheart out over Lake Michigan to take care of some biz at the invisible island.  on the way back she was bitchin about the fucked-up (but hilarious) way Wilkin’s been actin around her, so I just busted out with, like, you got a thing for Unity, right?  shit, I didn’t think a dog could blush ( Read more... )

I don’t know if Sweetheart’s like an active dyke. I’d rather not know, thanks. I mean no offense but we’re getting beyond Rule 34 territory here. she got something goin on, that’s all I’m sayin ( Read more... )

everybody's already tired of Wilkin comin out as half gay. if i get another email forward from the Human Rights Campaign i'm sendin him lemonparty.