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Jan 23, 2006 20:59
Superman is faster than a speeding bullet and is more powerful than 100 men. Chuck Norris is faster than sound and is more powerful than 100 tanks.
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rageoflink
January 23 2006, 20:22:50 UTC
Chuck Norris can Lick his Elbow
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zero110386
January 23 2006, 20:29:06 UTC
Chuck Norris can peel oranges with his eyelids.
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rageoflink
January 23 2006, 20:50:40 UTC
when Chuck Norris does push ups he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down
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zero110386
January 23 2006, 21:25:35 UTC
Chuck Norris' beard is the hardest substance known to man, followed closely by Chuck Norris' flexed biceps.
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sumthng_nside
January 24 2006, 14:06:35 UTC
lol chuck norris
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sumthng_nside
January 25 2006, 09:48:08 UTC
haha chuck norris icon nice!
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