Clearly you need to stop reading forums DURING YOUR TIME OF THE MONTH, especially if you don't want your Ladytime Blood squirting all the way out of your eyes!
Now put down that harp and go make your master a sammich. :P
TheBad pointed out just yesterday that I've yet to make him a Turkey Pot Pie. Never once in all the years of our marriage, despite the repeated, "woManz! Where's mah Turkey Pot Pie!" requests.
As it's clear that you've failed to fulfill your duties as furniture a wife, it's off to the Soylent Green factory with you! Now you'll finally be able to feed your poor neglected man!
ah, the reek of privilegecinnabariJune 12 2007, 17:56:03 UTC
I am struck by the date on the original ignorance. How times have not changed, when here in 2007 we still have (white male heterosexuals) people trying to justify sexism as some function of biology, as if the entire society and imbalances around it is invisible...which it is to them, because of course, they benefit from it. The stupid, it is spreading.
And if these assholes are the supposed progressives, well, we really are in trouble. At least the regressives are honest about their sexism. Moving north is looking better every day.
Fundies Say the Darndest Things has a lot of good stuff like that. (www.fstdt.com)
Check out the latest posts, the first one right now is about feminism:
"Men and women both must put an end to feminism. If not, the world will resort back to the type of IDOLATRY in ancient times where women were worshipped as gods, in phallic practices where the vagina of the woman was also worshipped due to its ability to bring forth new life. God condemned this and all forms of idolatry, however the sickness of female worship still lingers among us to this day. I will tell you in closing, that men and women are indeed equal in nature as human beings. Christian men and women, in particular, are equal in Christ. But we are not equal in person or function, regardless of what the Constitution of the United States has to say"
Holy shit. My eyes didn't bleed, but only because I stopped reading the moment I felt neurons atrophying from being exposed to such banal drivel (ie about three sentences).
I just can't believe the lack of reasoning ability that allows anyone to skip happily over that first bit about equality. (At least one commenter tried to point out the chicken/egg problem there.) Ironic, really, since We With Penises are supposed to be so logical and rational and scientific.
I better run off and play some relaxing harp music to calm down... oh noes! I can't! I'll have to compose some, then find a convenient vagina-holder to play it.
Oh wait... I just reread the chicken/egg guy... I may have indulged in some desperately hopeful eisegesis in assuming he wasn't an eedyit like the rest. ::sigh:: Oh well.
At least there was one decent rebuttal right at the end. ("Et fucking cetera" -- word!)
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Now put down that harp and go make your master a sammich. :P
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And if these assholes are the supposed progressives, well, we really are in trouble. At least the regressives are honest about their sexism. Moving north is looking better every day.
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Check out the latest posts, the first one right now is about feminism:
"Men and women both must put an end to feminism. If not, the world will resort back to the type of IDOLATRY in ancient times where women were worshipped as gods, in phallic practices where the vagina of the woman was also worshipped due to its ability to bring forth new life. God condemned this and all forms of idolatry, however the sickness of female worship still lingers among us to this day. I will tell you in closing, that men and women are indeed equal in nature as human beings. Christian men and women, in particular, are equal in Christ. But we are not equal in person or function, regardless of what the Constitution of the United States has to say"
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I just can't believe the lack of reasoning ability that allows anyone to skip happily over that first bit about equality. (At least one commenter tried to point out the chicken/egg problem there.) Ironic, really, since We With Penises are supposed to be so logical and rational and scientific.
I better run off and play some relaxing harp music to calm down... oh noes! I can't! I'll have to compose some, then find a convenient vagina-holder to play it.
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At least there was one decent rebuttal right at the end. ("Et fucking cetera" -- word!)
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