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[zerobore]

John David Walter Malueg, your pirate name is
Wench Kidd the Short Arse

What is YOUR pirate name?

Yar, I be the resident cabin boy... apparently. Argh...

Comments

[thefemnazi]

Swab da decks, ye of bad pirate slang! Den walk da plank!

[not_o_f_ckingk]

Arrr, get te werk, Short arse!