demetri martin is funny.

guess who we are?
guess what that is?

magnum

booyah

fact: chuck norris can make a woman climax, simply by pointing at her and saying "booya."

what i did on halloween

why did i read this? and why am i posting it for other people to read? it's like the news equivalent of cancer. no it's not. that doesn't make any sense.

i want to be in the super elite presidents' club

and yes, it is a slow day at work.

it's funny until the last paragraph

two weeks until another major disappointment

my new favorite tv show somehow lives on

there's another new ipod.