Blimey

[zerofaith011]

I'm sick. Summer colds are about as cool as ice. Or ice cream. Or as cool as I seem. Rhinoceros sex

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[u6crash]

Congratulations on the job. I'm looking for one myself.

Did you know that "blimey" is short for "God, blind me"? I'm guessig it was something people said when they saw something gross.

[zerofaith011]

i didn't know what blimey was short for. i said it the other night and actually had that in the back of my head... so then i said it out loud and got weird looks.

what im trying to say is that thanks to your bit of information, my social life has been shot from the sky never to make flight again. ever.

Was "peas and beans" coined by you?

[happysponge]

How is it you're lucky enough to keep meeting such sarcastic people? Nobody i meet can pick up on when i'm kidding.

So what's the number to the animal hospital? (This is an example of me not kidding.)

Happy birthday, please.

I tried to form a joke about the menopause and you getting old, but it didn't work out.

Re: Was "peas and beans" coined by you?

[zerofaith011]

well i did not coin the phrase peas and beans. my friend danny did. he's the only real friend i have that loves music as i do. he is one of only two people i trust to give me music i know i'll love. i'll give you one guess as to who the other is (HINT. i've told HER many times. over the INTERNET)

im not sure what the number is. is that bad? ill let you know when i find it... actually, i can find it on the internet. since we're having a real conversation, hold on real quick!

703 273-2110

call if you need your dogs nails trimmed!

[happysponge]

Well, you said it was by the most artistic person you know. :)

A HER on the INTERNET? I have no idea who you could be talking about, as there are approximately 2 billion people who fit this description!

I hope you work tomorrow because i am totally calling. My dog's nails have been puncturing everything he touches.