So, first thing I do when I wake up this December 2nd is turn on the TV. After flipping through the channels (MP3 player on the home shopping network, some sweet-ass george foreman knock-off thingo infomercial, various cartoons, etc.) I came across the Leanne Rhymes movie. Damn that girl can sing. Well first of all, it's hilariously ridiculous ( Read more... )

As for the TV thing, yeah, I'm at my sister's. The satellite ALWAYS goes out. Right now I'm sitting in silence, FINALLY, sipping on a... busch lite...hmm. Silence is golden sometimes ( Read more... )

I swear that's what I'm having ( Read more... )

Don't deny it. You know it's true.


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What does an insomniac do that can't find anything decent on TV and doesn't quite feel like working on his novel ( Read more... )

"Find a job" day was postponed yet again until tomorrow. Seriously though, tomorrow it will happen. At least five applications, at least ( Read more... )

I know I haven't posted in a while, I'll post after Chicago ( Read more... )

I was fired from Bennigan's. After investing over 2 years into that shit, I'm finally done. I am pretty sure I'll never wait a table again, thank God. So, I'm unemployed and if you wanna hang out this weekend, I'm obviously free, *hint hint Gabby ( Read more... )

I genuinely just enjoy saying "alas" a tonne ( Read more... )

I skipped class today ( Read more... )