Anyone know any lonely, rich women with a fetish for poor people?

[zerojapan]

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hmmmmm

[marielagrave]

i did know this one elderly dame who used to breeze about with a decided air of monied dissatisfaction and took a great interest in the surveying of my clearly secondhand clothing as i performed the menial duties of ringing through her highend crackers and expensive vitamins, but i'm afraid she may have long since found herself a more smudged and sallow cheek upon which to plant icy kisses. perhaps a jaunt amongst the latest wave of pseudomansions with a suggestively displayed frayed stocking and a rattling wagonfull of bottlecaps and barcheez?
in the meantime, i do have an appreciable amount of kale, and ample stores of free cicada husks...

Kale swatch.

[zerojapan]

That may have to do until i can find a job as a wintertime poolboy.

alas

[marielagrave]

to no avail did i fashion the leafygreen swimcap, as your admittedly discernible absence from the dancing prohibited expedient delivery of all such philanthropic aid to offseason scourings and strategum.

[zerojapan]

Alack, i fell asleep.

[thewhirlybird]

I received your bo delivery, thank you.

[zerojapan]

Anytime, Mistah.

[sturgeongeneral]

yeah, but they're already giving me all their money. so much for you.

Damn crap.

[zerojapan]

Crapdamn.

maybe this time

[sturgeongeneral]

i like your nonsensical profanity mash-ups.

[lauramichelle17]

hmmm i'm lonely, but that's about it. and sorry i don't know of anyone who meets those requirements.

i'd have to agree, though, that today was great.

Today was a very good day.

[zerojapan]

Re: Today was a very good day.

[lauramichelle17]

you sexy stud