So I log into my gmail today for the first time in forever to find in my spam box that there's a winter sale for codeine and hydrocodone. I sometimes wish that I was a drug dealer.

I hate it when people complain about homosexuals throwing their sexuality in their faces. I mean, nothing says "breeder" like picking up the entire oversized paperback book collection off of the floor of the children's section of the library.

Guess who called in with a doctor's note excusing her for the whole weekend requiring me to work this weekend?

Is it weird that I don't believe that the government should control firearms, but it should control who is allowed to have animals?

I fired somebody today. Yay me! Even though she totally had it coming, why do I still feel a little bad about it?

We keep a butter bowl on the stove to put all of our reusable cooking oil-mostly used for cooking anything that isn't meat. The bowl has been without its lid for quite some time now, so we just put a piece of aluminum foil over the top. A couple of days ago, I had a craving for corn fritters. After I put together all of the ingredients and ( Read more... )

I discover that we have a mouse some time last week. I think that there's actually at least two, but I've only seen one of them. Fortunately for me, my dog is so busy trying to catch mice all night long that she no longer wakes me up at 5:00 in the morning for her walk. I took great pleasure this morning in being the one to get her up.

I was just reading some online debates about breed specific legislation, or bsl for short. For those of you who don't know what this is, bsl is legislation that is aimed at controlling or prohibiting the breeding of certain dogs. Pit bulls and their related breeds are often the target ( Read more... )

I had to work on the sewer line again! Actually, my dad did it the first time, but when it back up this time, I felt bad about asking him to do it again. As gross as it was, I wasn't as fearful of it as most people that I know. I should probably consider becoming a plumber. Plumbing doesn't seem overly complicated, just gross.

I've been getting up every morning in between 5:30 and 6:00 to walk my dog. This has slowed down her destructive tendencies, but now she tries to wake me up much sooner than what I'm willing to get up so that we can go for a walk. Usually she'll whine until I get up, but one morning I didn't get up soon enough and walked into the living room to ( Read more... )