repetition, boredom, inmates, corrupt or ignorant

[zeromonk]

:ring:
'United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement'
"Hello. We have a birthday message for Ron Davis. It is a singing telegram.
Happy birthday to you
you live in a zoo
you look like a monkey
and you smell like one too.
Your wife is quite pretty
though she's hairy like a guerilla
But her dad is real nice
and he's handsome too.
Happy Birthday

Comments

[golodhgwath]

Awesome!

Ron Davis. No, Rad Davis. Bad, Bad Davis.

And now... singing telegrams with Ron "Rad Bad" Davis!!!

::singing in metal voice::
I got the heart of a lion
and the wings of a bat
because it's midnight!

[golodhgwath]

If you're gonna reference Strong Bad sings at least give it credit. Don't try and spew someone else's lines and try to come off as a master of the non-sequiter.

[ekbat]

Who are you? Zeromonk knows exactly who he's quoting.

[golodhgwath]

Hey! What's with your e-mail? I have e-mailed you twice recently and it comes back saying it's bad. No more pobox? Please e-mail me with a good address.

[carinahead]

i have absolutely no idea what this whole thing was about.. but it made me giggle like mad at 4 am :D hoorah!

xoxox more x than o,

c*

I'm going to steal this amusing little tale...

[solman13]

Ok, so like I may one day use this in a sketch for The SOLSpot. If I do...you may get no credit at all...since it will be done in spanish. He he he he. So you never got back to me on the music stuff. I guess you weren't interested. 'Sokay, we did good anywho. You should check it out. I'll see if I can post the sketches on-line somewhere. Probably on one of my 7 freaking unused domains. So like yeah. I got this one that got me in trouble with the president of the network. It would seem that if you're gonna tell kids that condoms are not the answer to this teen pregnancy/AIDS epidemic and abstinence is...you can't actually use the word "condom" At least not according to the network pres. Whatever.

[maea]

:)

people love.
that is all i have to say.

-maea.