[Application C6-508: General Fornication]

Dec 19, 2006 23:48

Okay, so to explain this whole Kyle thing so it's clear to all. There was some initial contempt for the boy, some feeling of vulnerability (I told Gen to punch me should the need arise); basically, I got hit with the "end of relationship" ripple effect. It's all good now, though. I mean, it wasn't really too serious (*coughcoughTODDLERcoughcough ( Read more... )

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pseudophim December 20 2006, 21:18:14 UTC
Name:Hayley
Birthdate:10/31/89
Current residence:What happens there stays there.
Cell: Kinda dull. They don't exactly let you hang posters in there.
Sex:Female
What do you want to do with me in the sack?Hit the snooze.
Why should I pick you to fornicate with me?Because I'm the most adorable person you know.
Are you one of my exes? (minus 10 points) In theory.
Are you actually taking this seriously? lmfao Nope!

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zerosubstance December 22 2006, 18:28:14 UTC
Minus 10 points, Breen Meanie!

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pseudophim December 24 2006, 23:07:38 UTC
minus ten?

that is my score?

that should make our marriage rather interesting.

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genesisends December 21 2006, 03:41:23 UTC
Application C6-508: General Fornication
Name: Candy
Birthdate: 11/01/97
Current residence: Calle Ocho, Miami
Cell: Iti.sse.x4us
Sex: Female
What do you want to do with me in the sack? Hot and kinky.
Why should I pick you to fornicate with me? Because Candy is sweet.
Are you one of my exes? It depends if you remember or not.
Are you actually taking this seriously? Yes BITCH, i am.

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zerosubstance December 22 2006, 18:30:49 UTC
Um... This is very amusing and all... except now the only thing that comes to mind with Candy is some kind of incestual pedophilia hot, kinky, 'n' sweet party... That's not very pleasure-filled........ *pukes* LOLLERCOASTER!

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pseudophim December 24 2006, 23:09:26 UTC
your little sister is a lesbian.

otherwise, good plan.

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fashinugget December 21 2006, 07:41:10 UTC
Application C6-508: General Fornication
Name: MICHAEL FUCKING HADOBAS
Birthdate: 10/13/1990
Current residence: LAS VEGAS?
Cell: The cancerous kinds.
Sex: Male
What do you want to do with me in the sack? I got a brand new potato sack last week. It makes a great t-shirt. JUST KIDDING IM NOT POOR. Um, I like boys?
Why should I pick you to fornicate with me? Because of my hot bod.
Are you one of my exes? Not yet?
Are you actually taking this seriously? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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zerosubstance December 22 2006, 18:31:37 UTC
Fucking is your middle name, eh? That's kind of tacky. I blame your mother.

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pseudophim December 24 2006, 23:06:45 UTC
pick him! pick him!

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violetreaction December 21 2006, 09:09:24 UTC
Application C6-508: General Fornication
Name: kelsie
Birthdate: 9/20/90
Current residence: vegasss
Cell: madonna's unitard
Sex: Male -or- Female? female
What do you want to do with me in the sack? famke janssen
Why should I pick you to fornicate with me? do you know who i am? you must not know who i am. i'm the juggernaut, bitch! imma hit you with your own pimp!
Are you one of my exes? when i was a ganguro girl
Are you actually taking this seriously? :)

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zerosubstance December 22 2006, 18:32:36 UTC
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG GANGURO GURL OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG...

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violetreaction December 25 2006, 09:04:49 UTC
i remember it was around 2 in the morning and we were like "NO! I GOT BUSTED FOR SELLING DRUGS! AUGH."

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345triangle December 21 2006, 23:58:25 UTC
Hey there. It's Jaime; friend me.

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witheringrose December 22 2006, 17:46:54 UTC
you might have played along and filled in the silly thing while you were at it.

Name: kitty kat
Birthdate: is this a question of too old or too young?
Current residence: flea ridden mattress on floor in smelly squat house, London
Cell: on facebook; call me!
Sex: Male -or- Female? female, but gender is a much more complicated thing than sex. not that I identify significantly outside of my assigned gender, but I am uncomfortable with gender binary on the whole.
What do you want to do with me in the sack? Describe our sex in a few sentences (if it's a drab description... eh, bottom of the list). ...well I've always wondered who would be in control were the situation to arise. probably me. *sigh*
Why should I pick you to fornicate with me? b/c you have always wanted me.
Are you one of my exes? (minus 10 points) nope. but we've spent a lot of time joking about it.
Are you actually taking this seriously? lmfao nope. you know it would be a terrible idea.

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zerosubstance December 22 2006, 18:33:51 UTC
Hmm... our sex would be good, but I don't do fleas. So... NEXT! <3

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zerosubstance December 22 2006, 18:33:03 UTC
Hey there, Jaime. Gon' keep this one?

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