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[zet924]

I didn't get half of what I'd planned done yesterday. Poo on me.

Today I'm wearing my new boots so I can break them in and I'm having a wee bit of a problem. They fart. Every single movement my feet make is accompanied by a loud farty sqooshy noise. As cool as katuza is about her wedding, I don't think she wants one of her bridesmaids to sound like

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[lady_t_220]

*looks at you*

I'll admit, mine never farted, they just kind of THUNK cause they're pretty damn heavy.

[zet924]

These aren't as heavy as I thought they'd be but I do walk a bit slower to adjust for the couple extra inches in height. Even Boy Employee noticed the noise- and he's working in the warehouse while I'm up in the office. I'm hoping if I walk alot (just not in public) I can get this to go away.

[lady_t_220]

*dies*
Is it farting inside the boots or is it the soles? XD

[zet924]

It's the exterior creaking mostly. When my heels slip up on the inside it makes another farty noise as well.

The soles seem to be well behaved tho.