"Then I took two more steps, caught my toe on the bottom of a chair and ate the floor. The giant tub-o-corn went straight up in the air and everyone was watching. I laughed so hard I thought I would choke. Cousin zet missed the whole thing. "
bwAH HAHAHAHA!
How cool is it that you're an Ennis fan? You read Preacher? If so, can you believe that they're even considering making it (If they do, it's either going to be the most contriversial movie of all time, or sucked dry of everything that made the story interesting. Guess which option I predict?)? Although Samuel Jackson as the Saint Of Killers would rock if the rumor pans out.
Shame that Punisher sounds more like Daredevil than Spiderman. It's been awhile since there was a good Eastwood type action movie out. Guess we'll still wait.
Whoa! You like Ennis too?? Over my desk is a framed promo poster from his "Just A Pilgrim" book. Have you read "The Pro"? It's the funniest book EVAR!!! I just can't see Preacher getting made. If people freaked over Kevin Smith and Dogma there's no way in hell Preacher will make it to the big screen. That said, there was a photo of the make-up for Arseface over in the Ennis LJ community awhile back. I'd rather it not be done- no good will come it. Sam Jackson would rock though!
I mainly know Ennis from Preacher (Rawk) and some Hitman issues, as well as some Punisher stuff. I don't collect comics like I used to, but MAN can Ennis crack me up!
It's been pretty slow lately. You HAVE to read The Pro. It's about a hooker who gets super powers. Ennis is typically profane and funny as shit- I swear it's the funniest book I've ever read. If you can't find a copy I'll lend you mine- it's so good that it's the ONLY comic Mr. zet has ever read. Just don't leave it out where the kids can read it.....
... I volunteered to go back down and lube the corn.
This sounds sooo wrong! ;-)
I'm glad you liked Van Helsing; I'll probably go see it soon. Shame about Punisher, although I didn't read much of your review as I haven't seen it yet.
You can't legally call that stuff butter, can you? ;-p Popcorn lube just fits.
No, you cannot call it butter; I think they always say something about "butter flavour," which somehow implies flavour is a thing you bottle.
I guess it is a product of my mis-spent youth (and probalby mis-spent adult-hood for that matter! ;-) but lubing the corn brought an entirely different image to mind.
That's embarrassing. I was praying I'd broken a leg or something so I could just be airlifted home but no such luck.
OMG, I hope you were ok! And how was the dinner? ;-)
Gravity is not my friend.
Gravity sounds like it wants to be your friend too much.
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bwAH HAHAHAHA!
How cool is it that you're an Ennis fan? You read Preacher? If so, can you believe that they're even considering making it (If they do, it's either going to be the most contriversial movie of all time, or sucked dry of everything that made the story interesting. Guess which option I predict?)? Although Samuel Jackson as the Saint Of Killers would rock if the rumor pans out.
Shame that Punisher sounds more like Daredevil than Spiderman. It's been awhile since there was a good Eastwood type action movie out. Guess we'll still wait.
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I just can't see Preacher getting made. If people freaked over Kevin Smith and Dogma there's no way in hell Preacher will make it to the big screen. That said, there was a photo of the make-up for Arseface over in the Ennis LJ community awhile back. I'd rather it not be done- no good will come it. Sam Jackson would rock though!
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Wait...there's an Ennis LJ community? Holy crap!
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This sounds sooo wrong! ;-)
I'm glad you liked Van Helsing; I'll probably go see it soon. Shame about Punisher, although I didn't read much of your review as I haven't seen it yet.
And your story was great!
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No, you cannot call it butter; I think they always say something about "butter flavour," which somehow implies flavour is a thing you bottle.
I guess it is a product of my mis-spent youth (and probalby mis-spent adult-hood for that matter! ;-) but lubing the corn brought an entirely different image to mind.
That's embarrassing. I was praying I'd broken a leg or something so I could just be airlifted home but no such luck.
OMG, I hope you were ok! And how was the dinner? ;-)
Gravity is not my friend.
Gravity sounds like it wants to be your friend too much.
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I never thought of it that way! Maybe gravity has secretly loved me from afar all these years and is just desperate for some cuddle time. ;-)
Yep, that's why we call it lube. Plain popcorn is so dry and it doesn't go down very well so..... it just fits.
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