Horny? Why wait?

[zeus969]

So I am currently enjoying the 2nd of what I am afraid will become a rare phenomenon known as "two straight days off," what with the craziness of the holiday shopping season upon us. But, I thought I should share a story from work on Monday.

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[jabberflap]

Oh wow, that is crazy...yet amusing at the same time.

[zeus969]

Well, i figured I could really have one of two reactions: be scarred for life by what I saw, or laugh my ass off about it. I figure the latter choice is much better for my psyche.

[jabberflap]

Agreed.

[sarakenobi]

mr. masterbation. hahahashaha sounds like a vibrator

[zeus969]

It's probably just a personal massager. Not that I have any desire to find out.

That made me laugh...out loud.

[jabberflap]

Hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha!!!!!

[zeus969]

My mistake. I can understand wanting to compare your power tool with those of Sears. But the real question is, "Do you cum or what?"