Whereby I use my skills as a typical American to educate you all...

[zeus969]

The craziness surrounding various LJ-related and other drama has led me to believe that it's clear that other people in America don't generally take the time to learn about other cultures, ethnic groups, regional differences, and the like. And, so, using the vast knowledge I have accumulated over the last couple years, I will now teach you about

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[zeus969]

Be careful! Such behavior is often the first warning sign of a dangerous oncoming mental illness!

[zeus969]

That's true. I'll have to add that once I publish my 2nd edition.

[justaluminum]

Your observations about Byron Center boys are so true. Though I would add, "marry pretty, smart, lovable, creative, newspaper reporter girls." :D

[zeus969]

I'm sorry, I didn't know how far I could generalize without having to add "who tend to kick the ass of people who are just a little too flattering when describing their wives." But of course you are as awesome as you say ;)

[justaluminum]

Hahaha ... no worries. And thanks. :)

[mongolbbq]

HAHAHAHA! I read the first one and was confused. Then I read the second one, and it didn't dawn on me that you were talking about Mark until you got to the Legos part because they REALLY ARE ALL LIKE THAT!

[mongolbbq]

Hee. I had a male friend from Boston who didn't do any of those things either. He's also the guy who flipped out when he wasn't invited to the wedding. Hmmm...

[mongolbbq]

Man, I should have invited him to spite my ex-friend :P

[sarakenobi]

baby, you are too funny:)