Can Someone Please Explain To Me How Something Like This Can Possibly Happen?

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Source (via the AP)

Sheriff: Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
By ROXANA HEGEMAN
Associated Press Writer

A 35-year-old woman who apparently spent two years in her boyfriend's bathroom in Ness City had become stuck to the toilet seat, authorities said Wednesday.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically

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I've been wondering since the news broke. That's just hte most bizarre thing...

[eeees]

Okay, besides the total ludicrosity of the situation (What? You've never heard the term "ludicrosity??" Its a perfectly crumulant word!!, its totally cracking me up that the sherrif's name is "Whipple"!