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[zevans]

huh

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[brighty18]

But if gnomes are so scary and evil, why do they allow us to turn them to stone and decorate our yards with their frozen bodies?

[zevans]

you only think they are stone. They are in fact plotting, always plotting, and surveying your garden, so that when the gnomelution comes, they can turn it into parking lots and luxury condos. Damn gnomes!