I'm now Sarah's little sister.

Christyn, this is a message from your loving spawn:

GET A FUCKING LIVEJOURNAL ACCOUNT. YOU'RE MISSING EVERYTHING.

There is one chinese word in that last entry. A prize for whomever finds it.

It's kinda sad when the only dream you can remember in like 3 months is about being surprised to find you have more paper towels than you thought

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)HighLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very HighLevel 6 - ( Read more... )

Step 1: Open up whatever MP3 program you use and add every song in your collection.
Step 2: Put it on random.
Step 3: Pick your favorite line (or a couple) from the first 15 songs that play.
Step 4: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from.
Step 5: DON'T GOOGLE (or other search engines, you loophole finders) THEM.

Your Linguistic Profile:

55% General American English
35% Yankee
10% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A50961-2005Apr13.htmlhttp://www.nytimes.com/2005/04/14/

Private accounts are practically a win-win situation for the republicans. Firstly, they really want them, especially ultraconservatives like Rove, because they want to privatize almost all government. However, they won't work to save social security. The only thing that will really work is raising taxes or the retirement age or lowering benefits ( Read more... )

So here's what I'm registering for ( Read more... )