and I know more than you'll ever know about everything ( Read more... )

An Indochina uncle of mine who lives in London is visiting me. I forgot how critical my uncle can be-- I have had every tooth, hair, and nail analyzed by this man and he is convinced that I am a tall giant, that speaks out too much and will never be wife worthy to any decent Indochina man.

And there you have it folks. Who needs a therapist or Miss ( Read more... )

I find it really iritating when people feel that they know you because of your Zodiac sign. "You're an Pisces? I knew it."
Get a life man.

Might I suggest to any rock 'dude' advertising music lessons that you not name your web site www.crotchrock.com and perhaps stay away from using the phrase 'my place or yours' when reffering to the location of the lessons. Also...pretty sure perspective students (much less female ones) visiting your site don't need to see 10,000 photos of you ( Read more... )

If I had to be a mime, trust me when I tell you I wouldn't be the silver body painted kind, wearing risky business sunglasses and freezing my body in a horribly uncomfortable position for seven hours until someone from Toronto finally dropped a dime in my bucket. Really ( Read more... )

You run into an old boyfriend of four years on the train. You two have known one another since you were seven. You hang on to the same pole on this morning's subway and are about two inches from one another's face. He pretends he doesn't see you. You ( Read more... )

Rebecca and I are friends because when she sends me an email titled, 'I want to be a lesbian' I don't even have to read it to know that she's had it with boys and for that I can sometimes relate.

I can fake orgasms better than I can fake happiness.