what the hell is going on ( Read more... )

Two Names You Go By ( Read more... )

so i got my cell phone bill this month and it said "you owe -$58.00. do not send payment." and i was quite confused. it turns out that i've had my phone for a year now and they credited my deposit back into my account... so no phone bills for a couple months! yay. i'm sure you all give a shit about this. but it makes me smile ( Read more... )

give me guitar, or give me death.
music makes my heart go "weeeeeeeee"!


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i can't feel my face! but now my teeth are all clean and shiny and my k9 tooth is filled and no longer full of holes (that i knocked in it myself). on the down side i found out that don't have dental insurance anymore, but at least they waited till my lungs were good and full of nitris to tell me that. by then i was more concerned with the ( Read more... )

it's
spring
and
the
goat-footed
balloonMan whistles
far
and
wee

-e. e. cummings

The fog is rolling in ( Read more... )

i need some input ( Read more... )

mushrooms kicked my ass.

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