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Om nom nom nom
One of the branches sent three boxes of assorted Pepperidge Farm cookies in the afternoon delivery; only two made it to their final destination. Lolz. -
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I just woke up (yeah, I know it's 10 AM), and it's 72°F/22.2°C outside. IT'S FEBRUARY FOURTH. WHAT THE FUCK?! -
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A while back I posted this song, saying that it made no sense:
Later I realized that I was just looking at a bad set of lyrics. Upon finding some that didn't suck, I realized that it made sense.
( Look, it's in English ) -
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Yeah. Make the police work to figure out what exactly your murder weapon was. Honestly, how many other things could possibly be shaped like this? -
How have I never found this website before?
Slutty girl: My high school history teacher ate my pussy. Then the science teacher. He ate my pussy. Then in college my freshman philosophy professor and my junior year economics professor, they ate my pussy.
Practical girl: You need to put out a Zagat guide to your twat.
--Prince & Broadway
From Overheard in New York. -
Ты один меня согрел, лучик мой любимый - Л.М.Л.
I'm ashamed to admit it, but I really like this song:
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Nie wiem.
Random Polish song 'cause I'm feeling crappy and it helps: Anioł?
( And its lyrics, which I'm too tired to translate at the moment. )
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