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Just saw this posted in a facebook group, and I couldn't resist putting it up too. For some people it may be old. For those who haven't seen it yet, enjoy!
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once
again asked readers to take any word from the
dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are the winners:
1. Intaxication:
Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts
until you realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation:
Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone:
The substance surrounding stupid people that
stops bright ideas from penetrating.. The bozone
layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of
breaking down in the near future.
4. Foreploy:
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the
purpose of getting laid.
5. Cashtration:
The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite
period.
6. Giraffiti:
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm:
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit
and the person who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte:
To take coffee intravenously when you are
running late.
9. Hipatitis:
Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis:
A degenerate disease.
11. Karmageddon:
It's like, when everybody is sending off all
these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the
Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon:
The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido:
All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit:
The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug:
Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets
into your bedroom at three in the morning
and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor:
The color you turn after finding half a worm
in the fruit you're eating.
18. Ignoranus:
A person who's both stupid and an @$$hole.