it's true...

[zial]

Avi: I don't ever want to be married.
Me: Why not?
Avi: I like farting in bed waaay too much.

Comments

[scibrmonky]

While it is fun, after you've been sleeping with someone for a while, you can start doing it again, cause at a certain point its like "they aren't going to leave me over a fart." Plus, you can always pretend you're asleep =P

[mshonle]

They say that: There are two reasons for everything: A good reason, and the real reason.

This bed business sounds like a "good" (as in bad) reason, instead of the real reason.