Now whats wrong with me...

[zianne]

new list

Comments

[taemy]

i'd phone you, but that costs money. so your out of luck.

you should feel special about the brown urine! not everyone can say that their urine is brown.

Oh dear

[tokita]

It sounds like that one night of sex has costed you a whole heap of trouble Zi. You should hunt that Ryan guy down exact revenge on him by giving him herpies.

Get well soon Zi so you can start living a productive life again.

[zianne]

now how the hell am i supposed to give him herpies????
lol

[tylicious]

I'd call, but then I'd need to get a whole new calling card. Why do you have to be so inaccessible!

[lessthanjim]

count yourself fortunate: your tits did not decay, rot, and fall off. also, you don't live anywhere near Cleveland. and brown urine is, um...probably something you want to get checked out.