Stolen from Sword Saint :]

[zidanetribal1]

Give me three characters from any fandom I know. I will pick one to marry, one to have sex with, and one to push off a cliff. No divorce for the first option, only once for the second option, and they die for the third option.

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[swordsaint0]

Old!Marcus
Nergal
Eliwood's dad

[zidanetribal1]

Sex: Nergal, obviously. That eye is pretty hot...
Marriage: Elbert. Not quite sure why.
Kill: Old!Marcus, because he's old.

[roselea]

Zidane Tribal
Yuri Hyuga
Isaac ..he doesn't have a last name.

[roselea]

fine FINE

Zidane Tribal
Garnet til Alexandros
Vivi

[zidanetribal1]

Sex: Garnet, obviously.
Marry: Zidane. Because he's just like me..!
Kill: Vivi. Only one left... ;_;

[zidanetribal1]

Sex: Zidane. That tail could make for some kinky stuff..!
Marry: Yuri. That way I could laugh at Karen. Bitch.
Kill: Isaac. He's the only one left. :[

[sword_lord]

Amon, Gonzales, Lyn

[zidanetribal1]

I really, really hate you. :(

Sex: Amon, GOGO LARGE ROUGH TEXTURED MONSTER DICK
Marry: Gonzales, just because I can stay at work all day. :(
Kill: Lyn. Die, DIE, DIE, GOD DAMMIT, DIE. >:O

[sword_lord]

We all know where this is going.

http://oritsuru.com/view.php?page=sh2/fan/6_1024.jpg

SCHWINGGGGG

[fearthechopstic]

Gilbert Arenas, Kevin Durant, Kobe Bryant

[zidanetribal1]

Sex: Kobe Bryant. He'd just rape me, anyways.
Marry: Gilbert Arenas. In bed he'd be like "........ HIBACHI!"
Kill: Kevin Durant, if only because he's an unproven pro!1

[sakura_201]

Venusaur
Knoll
Zinedine Zidane

:)

[zidanetribal1]

sex: knoll, just to piss off sword saint
marry: zidane, he's rich (i think)
kill: venusaur