In a surprise turn of events, I'm slightly tipsy right now. I feel comfortable in saying this because hardly anyone visits LJ anymore (but, of course, this will be the one time that everyone and their mom logs in). If  you're reading this, you're probably judging me and anticipating a justification or an apology for my current state. I can hear y' ( Read more... )

We have to put our cat, Lyle, to sleep tomorrow. He's only four, but he has a tumor in his stomach that can't be operated on. I have to drive him tomorrow at 4:30 to the vet, where I'll meet Ofelia. We've (me, Dad, Jen, and Ofelia) been crying all day. He is (I can say "is" for now) the sweetest cat. If a thief broke in, he'd purr in welcoming. He ( Read more... )

I SWEAR I just heard alien laser beams outside of my house. Either that, or a economy-sized hair dryer for whales. (Or for YO MOMMA!!) Okay, I definitely need to delete that previous sentence. Yup. Getting on that...tommorrow.

But for serious now. It's right next to the window nearest to me. I'm not sure how to describe "it"...this noise...is sort ( Read more... )

"Maaaaaattt Daaaaaaaamon."  (Yay for random Band Camp memories!) Someone thought Matt Damon was in our marching band... I will leave them nameless, in case they have any dignity left. >:)

I drove to my sister's new apartment the other day. I accidentally turned into the retirement center (next to her complex) at first, blaring "Forever Young". I'd ( Read more... )

Ooooh I have so much to say, but no motivation to say it ( Read more... )

I hate how one person can dictate whether or not I'm slopping around in angst-ridden goo or bouncing around in glee-filled puffballs (you know, like those floating seeds that everyone tries to capture to no avail). Granted, I'm a big fan of the latter option, BUT the former always has to tag along like an annoying 2-year-old with boogers running ( Read more... )

Back story: I was planning on riding with my grandma up to Grand Rapids tomorrow. BUT! It's currently 11:00pm the night before, I haven't called anyone who's up there (due to pure procrastination, which IS my fault. But regardless, I don't want to hang at GV alone tomorrow if/when I can't get in touch with anyone), the Student Services building is ( Read more... )

I forgot how much my Dad watches Lord of the Rings. Seriously. It must be at least once a week, if not more. Tomorrow, he said he'd take me to look at cars. Which is great, except he clarified it to "just looking." No buying...probably until I'm 50. I understand it's expensive, but he's been promising me a car, promising he's been "saving up" since ( Read more... )

OMG my bain goes *EXPLODE* now ( Read more... )

The rapid decline of LJ useage is starting to wear on my soul. (I'm hoping that makes sense to someone. Maybe the saying is "wearing my soul down" or something. As is, it sounds like my soul is wearing something as opposed to being worn away. Is my soul sporting a tankini, perhaps? What is a tankini? Why are we here? What's the purpose of life? Can ( Read more... )