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The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: Not anymore
Do you party a lot? How often?: Used to, not anymore
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: Never
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: Too many.
Do you skip classes? How often?: usually one or two a week
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: no, no
Do you steal?: only hearts
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: no nt rly
Do you drool over celebrities?: nope
Do you watch a lot of TV?: Not anymore
Do you ever watch the News?: No
Do you even care about world issues?: sorta
Do you read books often?: nah
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: nopes
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: I spend most of my time with my Katiefriend
Do you smoke cigarettes?: ew.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: yeah right
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: nope
Do you cuss a lot?: oh yes
Are you desperate to fit in?: meh.
Are you intelligent?: ok
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: No
Black eyeliner?: No
Black eyeshadow?: No
Black trenchcoat?: no
Black boots?: No
Black fishnets?: No
Black nail polish?: No
Heavy metal music?: Yes
Marilyn Manson?: only a couple
Kittie?: no
Cradle of Filth?: no
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: grr
Do you like to be seen as: no, I'm invisible
Are you an intellectual?: me smart
An atheist?: ok
Horrible home life?: nope
Hopelessly depressed?: Not anymore
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: noperz.
Self-mutilation?: Nope.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: No sry
Big black boots?: no
Mohawk?: no
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: None
Loud, confident and opinionated?: no ntrly
Wild hair colors?: I was gonna go blue, but then everyone and their dog had blue hair.
NOFX?: No.
Rancid?: no
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: No.
A: wat
The Jock Stereotype
What's your IQ?: one time I did an internet test that said I had 178.
Do you watch a lot of sports?: Hockey sometimes
Play a lot of sports?: no
Talk a lot about sports?: only in woodwork
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: no
Are you arrogant?: Yes
Are you a male or female whore?: no
Are you homophobic?: No, you fag
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: :-\
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: Yeah
Boobs = yes?: Okay?
Parties = yes?: meh
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: Nah dude. High school diploma, THEN burgers
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearance?: No.
Have you ever been on a diet?: no
How much did you lose?: 600 pounds
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: yes
Make yourself throw up?: no
Make-up?: all the time
Low-cut tops?: only when I want to feel pretty
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: DD
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: Yes
Giggle a lot?: Yes
What's the deal with boys?: They're all dumbass pricks.
Thongs?: only when I have a hot date with a cute boy
Pretty bras?: none at all
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: TRAILER TRASH
Who's the weaker sex?: guys
Are you a feminist?: Yeah.
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: Oh yes.
How often do you shave your legs?: every few days
How about your armpits?: once in the morning, and once at lunch
Are you emotional?: Yes
Especially when on your period?: it's even worse.
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?: Originality
Independence or Companionship?: Companionship
Stability or Freedom?: Stability
Personal or Interpersonal?: Personal
Introvert or Extrovert?: Extrovert
Popularity or Isolation?: Isolation
Unique or Loved?: Loved
Understood or Individual?: Individual.
You or Them?:WHO IS THEY? ARE YOU THEY?
LJ cut still hates me.
Do you drink [alcohol]?: Not anymore
Do you party a lot? How often?: Used to, not anymore
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: Never
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: Too many.
Do you skip classes? How often?: usually one or two a week
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: no, no
Do you steal?: only hearts
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: no nt rly
Do you drool over celebrities?: nope
Do you watch a lot of TV?: Not anymore
Do you ever watch the News?: No
Do you even care about world issues?: sorta
Do you read books often?: nah
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: nopes
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: I spend most of my time with my Katiefriend
Do you smoke cigarettes?: ew.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: yeah right
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: nope
Do you cuss a lot?: oh yes
Are you desperate to fit in?: meh.
Are you intelligent?: ok
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: No
Black eyeliner?: No
Black eyeshadow?: No
Black trenchcoat?: no
Black boots?: No
Black fishnets?: No
Black nail polish?: No
Heavy metal music?: Yes
Marilyn Manson?: only a couple
Kittie?: no
Cradle of Filth?: no
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: grr
Do you like to be seen as: no, I'm invisible
Are you an intellectual?: me smart
An atheist?: ok
Horrible home life?: nope
Hopelessly depressed?: Not anymore
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: noperz.
Self-mutilation?: Nope.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: No sry
Big black boots?: no
Mohawk?: no
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: None
Loud, confident and opinionated?: no ntrly
Wild hair colors?: I was gonna go blue, but then everyone and their dog had blue hair.
NOFX?: No.
Rancid?: no
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: No.
A: wat
The Jock Stereotype
What's your IQ?: one time I did an internet test that said I had 178.
Do you watch a lot of sports?: Hockey sometimes
Play a lot of sports?: no
Talk a lot about sports?: only in woodwork
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: no
Are you arrogant?: Yes
Are you a male or female whore?: no
Are you homophobic?: No, you fag
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: :-\
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: Yeah
Boobs = yes?: Okay?
Parties = yes?: meh
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: Nah dude. High school diploma, THEN burgers
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearance?: No.
Have you ever been on a diet?: no
How much did you lose?: 600 pounds
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: yes
Make yourself throw up?: no
Make-up?: all the time
Low-cut tops?: only when I want to feel pretty
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: DD
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: Yes
Giggle a lot?: Yes
What's the deal with boys?: They're all dumbass pricks.
Thongs?: only when I have a hot date with a cute boy
Pretty bras?: none at all
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: TRAILER TRASH
Who's the weaker sex?: guys
Are you a feminist?: Yeah.
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: Oh yes.
How often do you shave your legs?: every few days
How about your armpits?: once in the morning, and once at lunch
Are you emotional?: Yes
Especially when on your period?: it's even worse.
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?: Originality
Independence or Companionship?: Companionship
Stability or Freedom?: Stability
Personal or Interpersonal?: Personal
Introvert or Extrovert?: Extrovert
Popularity or Isolation?: Isolation
Unique or Loved?: Loved
Understood or Individual?: Individual.
You or Them?:WHO IS THEY? ARE YOU THEY?
LJ cut still hates me.