ROUND ONE
Me: (wipes off cooking-goo on pants)
Orie: HEY! Don't wipe your hands on your pants!
Me: I will be famous once I create and patent my idea for NAPKIN PANTS!
Orie: ...That's an apron.
Me: ... ... ... ... ...DAMMIT!
ROUND TWO
Orie: ...so I've got to redo these last 30 minutes of animal behavior homework. This sucks.
Me: Ouch, yeah. I also just
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