Happy birthday Téa Leoni. I am in love with you. Real, serious, creepy love.

Duchovny is a weirdo.

No, seriously, make out with me.

Love Actually is a terrible, horrible movie, and someday I will write an epic 10 page essay on why this is a fact, not an opinion (I will release this essay on the same day I release my other, highly anticipated essay, "Why Transformers Sucks No Matter What Your Friends or Loved Ones Tell You ( Read more... )

So I'm really not trying to be a fanboy, and to ignore the fact that I have a personal bias towards the Mac OS (which I use alongside Windows everyday). These are not the reasons for how irritated I feel when I stumble upon geek water cooler talk about how "it's good to finally see Microsoft fighting back."

The ad in question:

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I'm putting this in the "most people probably already know about this" column, but since I have a few friends out there who seem to regularly post when they are bored with their current music, I thought I might recommend Pandora ( Read more... )

I said this after Batman Begins and I will say it again. The way Batman talks in these new movies is hilarious. What is he, trying to get into a heavy metal band?

Auburn moon grinning,
the Earth burns under my feet.
And I feel nothing.

To the woman in front of me today with the big "O" Oprah sticker on the rear window and the license plate frame that read, "My husband says jump, I say how high ( Read more... )

I don't know why I read through my junk email folder, but I do know that I enjoy the idea that there is a product called "Viagra Soft."

I'm guessing it's chewable or gummy for people who are so old they can't swallow a pill. But I secretly hope that it's for, um, after.

An antidote, if you will.

It is impossible to say just what I mean!
But as if a magic lantern threw the nerves in patterns on a screen