Steven Tyler's Poetry Corner.

Apr 04, 2006 18:26

Sex. Is like. A gun.
You aim. You shoot. You run.

Thank you.


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starryeyedmoose April 4 2006, 22:57:48 UTC
People always go on and on about how Mick Jagger has the biggest mouth. But in all honesty, I think Steven Tyler wins.

Check that puppy out! He could probably fit a million carrots in there. Or win "Chubby Bunny," in any case. What a great game, I miss it.

I miss you too. And the perfect way your hair falls over your eyes... or something gushy like that.

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o0x_took_x0o April 5 2006, 00:06:00 UTC
steven tyler TOTALLY wins.
mick jagger HAS no mouth compared to steven tyler.

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o0x_took_x0o April 5 2006, 00:06:37 UTC
he could probably dominate the saltine challenge.

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starryeyedmoose April 5 2006, 00:12:25 UTC
I dunno Katie. Apparently it's scientifically impossible to do 6 in 60. We all tried on the bus to a swim meet once in 10th grade... the only one who managed it was Lisa, and she did it by crumbling her saltines in to her gatorade and drinking it. Disgusting, but she won ^_^.

So yeah... but then again, if anyone could do it, it would be Steven Tyler.

This is assuming that "the saltine challenge" = 6 in 60.

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kturtleo2 April 5 2006, 03:13:37 UTC
ahahahahah.
a "mouth off"?:-p

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