my how you have grown

[ziggystardust26]

I saw a lady when I was walking home today.

She had a little kid with her.

I like little kids.

But I'm not creepy or anything.

For real.

So I smiled at them and gave them a little wave.

You know.

Just trying to be nice.

She sort of looked down and grabbed her kid and walked faster.

Sort of.

Stupid lady.

She was probably a terrorist

Comments

[kturtleo2]

Ahaahahdhjsakdhjs this has happened to me before.
It's kind of even worse when the kid starts crying or runs away or something.

I used to be scared of creepy teenagers when I was little.

[dunco]

I used to be scared of creepy fifth graders when I was little.

[anonymous]

Damn pedophile highschoolers all over the place.

-MB

[anonymous]

last summer me and my friend were at hillside and there was a cute tiny little girl there on the swings and her mom had walked away to tend to some other kid, so i was sitting on the end and he was next to her, and she was like push? push? looking at him, so he got up and started to push her, and her mother turns and just GLARES at him and then shrieks KRISTEN! KRISTEN COME OVER HERE! it really sucked cause he was all shy and scared she would get upset to begin with and people are just jerks.
ALSO another problem with smiling at kids is ocasionally their parents take it as a signal that they can just CHAT YOU UP from the booth next to yours at friendly's and let their kid smear ketchup all over your seat for 45 minutes.

[theonly12006]

wtf?